God The Vengeful Duck

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The Ducks all walk on water

They waddle as they plod

And those that walk on water

Must be a child of God

 

I think God is angry

For what we choose to eat

I think he shakes his feathers

And stamps his orange feet

 

So when you’re at The Chinese

Choose things that oink or cluck

Avoid his wrathful quacking

Don’t order Crispy Duck

 

© Copyright Dean Stephenson 2010

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